The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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