There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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