In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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