party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So. Much. Porn.
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