i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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