jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
