I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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