North Korea, Best Korea!
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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