Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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