uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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