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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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