dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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