but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
is it fun? or sober?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
