Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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