I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm sobbing to NWA
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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