is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Is it penis luge time yet?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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