she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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