Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
