I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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