: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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