It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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