I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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