He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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