scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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