I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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