she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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