Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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