I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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