At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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