you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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