Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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