Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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