i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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