carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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