i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
can u get pink eye on your cock?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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