Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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