the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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