I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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