Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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