Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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