fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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