Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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