then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
