so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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