turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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