Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We talked him into tasing himself.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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