I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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