Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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