well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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