do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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