Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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