They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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