So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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